Administrators at four New York City schools that received F’s on their Progress Reports, and five that earned D’s, are eligible for bonuses, which range from $5,500 to $15,000 for principals and from $2,750 to $7,500 for assistant principals. One of my favorite haiku pretty much sums up this story:

Amateur Night's spozed
to be at the Apollo
not at Tweed courthouse

-Anonymous 7:50 AM