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October 28, 2005

FROM THE COURTS TO THE CLASSROOM

Philadelphia principal and former high school basketball coach Chris Lehmann reflects on the news that three-time WNBA MVP Sheryl Swoopes opted to come out of the closet earlier this week. To him, the mere fact that this sort of thing is still news explains why her announcement should be important to educators.

And here's why this belongs on a blog about teaching... I've been the first adult that a student has come out to -- the 'test parent,' if you will. I've seen kids run away from their parents because they were afraid of the ramifications of telling them. And I've seen kids move in with a sympathetic aunt or friend or grandparent because the parents did kick them out. And I've even seen the kids who had the most supportive parents in the world struggle with coming out because they struggled with what it meant to their own sense of self... or the fear of how every friend they had would react.
I've always tried to show the students that have come to me about this the respect and seriousness and care that I felt they needed. I wanted to make sure that the kids knew that I cared about them and loved them and that who they were attracted to... or who they fell in love with... didn't change that. And I wanted them to know that I wanted them to be with someone who cared about them and treated them well... regardless of gender.
And this matters to our kids -- to all of us -- because these athletes are role models. Our kids need see all kinds of people, black, white, Hispanic, Asian... athletes and actors and politicians and writers and teachers and cops... living happy and fulfilling lives, living out of the closet and not ever for a moment being ashamed of who they are or feeling like they have to hide it.

MENTORING BLUES

Dree, a 1st grade teacher at an inner city Catholic school, seems to be in an awkward spot with the new teacher she's mentoring. "As her mentor, it's my job to make sure she's doing okay," she writes. "But it's not my job to babysit her or her kids. Any advice? I could use it!"

A few people have weighed in with suggestions, or at least some sympathy.

October 27, 2005

THE GREAT PUMPKIN

Just in time for Halloween and the annual showing of the Peanuts animated classic, Mrs. Cornelius compares teachers to the eternally optimistic Linus:

My Great Pumpkin is the day when we are given the tools to do our jobs, when students are told that education is the priority by our society and by their families, when politicians behave as though education, culture, and civic virtue are the most important priorities that society can bestow upon its citizens. I don't need all kids to speak English, I don't need all kids to be angels or geniuses-- I'll take all comers if we just had these three things.

That's certainly a lot more hopeful than the equally apt (on some days, at least) Charlie-Brown-kicking-the-football metaphor.

A FEW GOOD MEN

Substitute teacher Mr. Lawrence offers up yet another theory for why there are so few male elementary school teachers:

But most aggravating of all in elementary schools is how many times I've had to repeat the assignments to them. I've even written them on the board and taken to pointing. I make sure all the details are up there, like what page, what questions to answer, whether or not they need to use complete sentences, whether or not they need to re-write the questions. Still, they'll look at me in complete puzzlement and ask, "What do we need to do?"
It's no wonder there's a lack of male teachers on the elementary levels. The students are all in need of patient mother figures to guide them along. I am evidently not the nurturing type.

On the other hand, when he's substituted at high schools, Mr. Lawrence has had issues with student T.A.s being a bit too nurturing.

October 26, 2005

OPENING THE FLOODGATES

After a frustrating, water-logged day in her classroom, middle school science teacher Ms. Frizzle makes a valid point about a perennial frustration at all too many schools.

So, we have two broken radiators, one fixed radiator plus fumes, broken outlets in several classrooms, and disappearing copies. And might I add that no matter what they do, in four years of teaching at this school, I have NEVER ONCE taught in a classroom that was a comfortable temperature during winter months?! Never. I have thermometers posted on the walls - for science - and I have seen classrooms hit 98 degrees and classrooms in the low 60s.
How can anyone expect excellence of teachers and students when we work under conditions like these??? What kind of respect does this show for the kids? For the teachers? Do YOU wade through inches of water just to get to your desk every morning? And if your workplace radiator DID break, do you think they'd ignore the problem for days???
It's not the money: it's the working conditions.

WEIGHING THE MERITS

Over at eduwonk, guest blogger GGW suggests a different take on merit pay:

I wonder if these high-performing teachers would instead be comfortable with (and motivated by) receiving merit bonuses in the form of discretionary accounts of, say, $5,000 for the year to spend on the general welfare of kids in the school? A merit slush fund, if you will.
A teacher could buy extra books without red tape, small rewards for the kiddies with the highest improvement on vocab quizzes, a brand new collared shirt for the student who seems to have only one. Ten meritorious teachers could band together and hire a social worker.

October 25, 2005

THE BALCONY IS NOW CLOSED

First Year Teacher (actually a second-year teacher, as we've pointed out before) has remembered why showing movies isn't always a good idea.

When will I learn that showing a movie is not a relaxing thing? I have this idea periodically that I can take a rest and catch up by showing a movie to my classes. Then I turn it on, after the ten minute warning about how I have another, less enjoyable, activity for them to do if they cannot listen (which is a lie, I have nothing), and they squirm quietly for two minutes, whisper for one, and then just go crazy.
It is unbelievable-- the amount of movement and noise children can make without leaving their seats. I can't catch up. I can't be on the computer. I can't answer emails. I can't do anything but stare at them becasue if I don't stare there will be paper and other unmentionable things flying through the air, kids things will be stolen and/or destroyed.

A commenter on her blog offered up a modest proposal--videotaping the class during the movie, then showing the students the movie of them watching the movie. This may or may not improve classroom behavior, but it's certainly a good way to illustrate the concept of "meta."

October 20, 2005

THE GATE(S)KEEPER

Newoldschoolteacher takes an uncharacteristically admiring look at Microsoft founder Bill Gates and the efforts of his charitable foundation. While Gates is a proponent of the small-schools initiative, what this teacher-turned-grad-student finds more compelling is his never-say-never approach to eradicating malaria in Africa.

There are so many parallels here with education. Just as they know nets and insecticide work for malaria (they helped to eradicate it among officials in the British Raj in India), we know that discipline, hard work, and attention to academic rigor work for urban education. What's missing is merely the will to do it, someone to come and say "this is not acceptable." Everyone would rather wait for a magic bullet that's easy and cheap. Or perhaps they just don't care.

YOU HAD ME AT "#2"

Here's a discussion that only an educator could love. Of special note are the user-submitted commments, assuming you can make sense of such cryptic statements as "I wish Staedtler expanded their Ergosoft line so [it] encompass all grades from 6H to 8B."

And if you can make sense of this, I'd keep it to yourself.

October 19, 2005

STUPID TEST

Mildly Melancholy notes that, among other recent frustrations in her busy teacher’s life, a poetry unit she’d been teaching has been washed out by the inevitable test-prep demands.

Our poetry unit is now not really there; we have to do all test prep, every day. We can use poems to show students how to answer test questions about them, but not a study of poetry. And we have to practice writing responses, for the test. Stupid, stupid test.

So poems must be used, not enjoyed or contemplated. Surely this says something—and not a particularly good something—about educational priorities today.


October 18, 2005

A FLOOD OF CHARTERS

In the blog he is keeping for Teacher Magazine, exiled New Orleans educator Jim Randels reflects on a recent retreat held in South Carolina for students and teachers who’ve participated in Students at the Center, a high school writing program Randels co-directed in the Crescent City. Among the chief emotions expressed at the gathering, Randels says, was anger at New Orleans’ plan to convert many of its public schools into charter schools. In an written reflection excerpted by Randels, one student who spent several days in the Superdome after the Hurricane Katrina hit suggests that her own interests in the school system have been undermined:

I’ve lost my home, my friends, and my school. I’m always on the verge of tears. But the worst part of it all is that the public officials—both elected and hired—who are supposedly looking out for my education, have failed me even worse than the ones who abandoned me in the Superdome. My family and friends have food and water and the kindness of strangers. But we still don’t have control of our lives, and we’re still being abandoned—even worse than at the Dome—by local, state, and federal officials who are supposed to be looking out for us."

October 13, 2005

CONTRACTUAL DISPUTES

A number of New York City teacher-bloggers are ruminating on the city’s tentative new contract, which would increase teachers' salaries by 15 percent over roughly four years in exchange for 50 additional minutes of work per week and the loss of some seniority rights in school assignments.

Ms. Fizzle says she’s on the fence in part because she thinks a strike would be unsustainable at this point:

I may not have a mortgage or childcare to pay, but I have Manhattan rent and student loans, and I wouldn't last too long losing two days pay for every day of a strike. And I think [Mayor Michael] Bloomberg would just sit us out. Also, the public hears "15% raise"—they are going to think we're jerks for rejecting that and even bigger jerks if we then walk out of our schools.

After questioning (to put it mildly) the notion that lunchroom duty is a great way for teachers to get to know their students, NYC educator laments that, in his view, the new contract will result in additional time on cafeteria patrol as well an extra class period. The combination, he argues, may prevent teachers from doing activities in which they really do get to know students, such as carefully reading their written work:

Me, I’ll probably move away from essays, and toward multiple choice tests to be pushed through scantrons. How can I read hundreds of papers on a daily basis when I have two other jobs, precious little time to do so, and, apparently, no one in Tweed or the [United Federation of Teachers] who thinks it’s of any value?

Reality-Based Educator says a pair of the United Federation of Teachers representatives paid a visit to his school to make a push for the new contract. It wasn’t, by the blogger’s account, a very effective showing:


These two union fellows, decked out in their expensive suits, oily smiles and shimmering pinkie rings, lied, deceived and filibustered their way through the meeting. ...
One guy, looking like a steroid case with his muscles bursting through his expensive, union-bought suit, played "bad cop" to the other guy's "good cop". They both had that vague "Teamster" look that made you wonder if they were teachers or mobsters. Neither man has been in a classroom any time recently and neither one will have to work under the new contract provisions.

In the end, says RBE, the visit had the opposite effect of what the union intended: "The few fence-sitters at the meeting left saying they were now voting against the contract."

October 7, 2005

PROFESSIONAL DEVOLUTION

NY Teacher ponders the age-old question: Why are professional development workshops such a waste of time? In the case of her school, she says, it’s because all the teachers are forced to attend the same weekly PD session, regardless of whether the topic applies to their subject area. (Pity the poor gym teachers.) She wonders:


What if, instead of meeting whole school in the auditorium, we had smaller more specialized PD sessions? We could team up with other schools in the district so that social studies teachers, math teachers, early elementary teachers, etc. could work separately to really focus on their teaching areas.

Makes sense to us. And it’s more or less the kind of thing that researchers and teacher-development experts have been recommending for years and years. Old habits die hard, it appears.

HISTORICAL SIGNIFICANCE

The rigors of the Advanced Placement program remain a constant worry for educators, particularly as pressure mounts to bring more and more students into AP classes. But Ms. Cornelius, a high school AP history teacher, has her own reasons for keeping her class as tough as she can:

There is usually mucho handwringing over how to make this class in many schools more accessible and easier. I am, after all, about to be immortalized on the pages of the school paper as the teacher who gives the most homework in the school. Not that I am some sadistic dragonlady, but these mostly working class kids have to compete against kids who do twice as much reading/homework as the amount I already give them... But mostly, with the exception of one kid right now, they are willing to do the heavy lifting. And not to brag, but I'll put the learning and growing my kids do in the course of the year through their own efforts up against anyone at a "richer" school.

I remember taking AP history as a high school junior -- I may have done more work in that one course than I did in four years of college. (Whether that says more about the class or me, though, is an entirely different question.)

LEFT BEHIND?

Even with NCLB's penchant for slicing and dicing student performance into dozens of categories, California junior high school teacher Polski3 managed to identify a few subgroups the law missed:

The kids who wear their PE clothes under their street clothes. PE clothes that have been worn all week, running about and whateverelse they did in PE in temperatures over 100 degrees F. Are they recognized by NCLB? Phewthetically, NO.
A good number of our RSP kids who are also ELL (Special Education students who are also "learning" English.) Are they recognized by NCLB ? ?Por que pasa dude?
Our migratory students. The kids who attend three or four different school in a school year. Are they recognized by NCLB? No, go talk to the USFWS.
The kids for whom breakfast is a large soda from the fast food place across the street from our school, or whom seem to show up at school with fancy, expensive Starbucks beverages that most of their teachers can't afford on a regular basis. Are they recognized by NCLB ? No. Muy Grande, Petit, and Al dente are not recognized scoring categories by NCLB.

October 5, 2005

BAN THE BLOG(S)

As is the case for many teachers, the Web-filtering system in place at his school has been a major source of frustration for Bud. He points out that when it comes to potentially objectionable material, there's a big difference between how schools treat online content and other classroom materials.

If you want to keep or remove a book from a school in most Colorado school districts, there's a written policy to follow. It outlines very specifically what happens when something is challenged and what the criteria are for removal. But when it comes to a website, it seems that IT people get to decide. When I've asked around in two northern Colorado school districts, I've been pointed to vague board policies, not specific criteria for what gets blocked and what doesn't. One district told me that they do have some criteria, but that they wouldn't share them with me... At what point are we censoring and not filtering? And why are we treating websites differently from books? And why aren't we angry about this?

Rather than just complain, Bud's trying to get a sense of what filtering policies are like nationwide. It'll be interesting to see what he comes up with -- assuming, that is, that anyone can access his writings from a school-based network, since many block all weblogs by default...

BREAK OUT THE SWEATERS!

EdWonk points out that the U.S. Department of Energy's just-unveiled energy conservation initiative -- the readily mocked "Energy Hog" program -- has resources for educators on its Web site. She's a little skeptical:

I can just imagine it now: Thousands of eager students (ages 6-13) who have been deputized as "Energy Hog Busters" being sent home from hundreds of schools to execute their assigned missions of pointing out to energy hogs parents where they are wasting energy. Let the annoying begin!

October 4, 2005

NOT-SO-NEW MATH

Denver teacher GroovyGrrl offers up a quiz on her most recent pay hike. She then reflects on a longstanding justification for why educators are paid what they are paid:

It infuriates me when I'm told, in not so many words, that because my job is so fulfulling, that it makes up for a lack of salary. Excuse me? When did my employer become my parent? My family and friends give me love and I feel fulfilled; they show me love, and I feel valued. My employer is supposed to show that I'm valued by giving me money.

AT LEAST YOU DON'T HAVE TO EAT COCKROACH LARVAE

Mz. Slmph is a bit overwhelmed at the moment. She's far from alone at this point in the school year, but she articulates why one time-tested tactic for dealing with such a slump is no longer operative.

I know I would feel better, and things would probably go much more smoothly if I just let loose a little and went with the flow.
But who can let loose when, not only are the futures of 70 underprivileged students partially RIDING ON ME, but I've got members of the STA*TE ASS*STANCE TEAM lurking in the hallways, just waiting to "pop in" when I've let down my guard and possibly strayed slightly from the lesson plans I perfunctorily created the week before. Who can let loose when administrators at your school are looking to you, saying, "We expect the same scores you got last year," and, in the back of my head I'm thinking, "It ain't gonna' happen"?

With all these added pressures, Mz. Slmph likens teaching these days to Fear Factor: "I'm just waiting for you to split us up into the red team and the blue team and force us to lesson plan and enforce discipline while dangling from an ankle above the Grand Canyon."

Now that, we'd watch.

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