Department of 'Not-in-My-Job-Description'
Some students at Hobo Teacher's high school have taken up illicit bicycle jousting (using other kids' bikes, no less). HT's not exactly wild about the idea that teachers are now expected to intervene:
They want me to go up against savages who have used their wits to arm themselves with vehicles for destruction. What is this? Mad Max? Tina Turner was right; we don’t need another hero.