How Can Anyone Teach Around Here?
Hobo Teacher's English class is interrupted when two students come by selling candy to raise money for an after-school club. He's had it:
Seriously, why not put my class in a washateria? It would be less distracting. ... Better yet, how about you give me one of those kiosks in the middle of the mall. That way kids can get on with their daily commerce, and I can hustle some education the best I can. It’s not like I haven’t taken a backseat already.